We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
And in this cartoony, we're invading everything
We're comic dispensers, we crack up all the censors,
On TINY TOON ADVENTURES get a dose of tragedy!

So here's Virusland, it's a whole wide world apart,
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a virus work of art!
The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected On TINY TOON ADVENTURES
--it's about to start! They're furry, they're funny, they're Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain!
Here's Hamton and Plucky, Dizzy Devil's yucky,
Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane!

At virus Looniversity we earn our toon degree,
The teaching staff's been sneezin´ since 1933!
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
It's TINY TOON ADVENTURES, come and join the fun! ...
and now your pneumonia is done!